You might be or are out of shape top ten
Written by Charles Yarbrough
1. You cant put on your shoes
2. You cant stand up on a snowboard
3. Your stomach sticks out past your chest
4. Your stomach sticks out past your feet
5. Your love handles become love rails
6. You prefer eating over sex
7. You idea of jogging is remembering something
8. You have given up on all attractive people of the opposite sex
9. You have no clothes that fit
10. When you order food and the person asks surprised if it’s all for you?
Filed under: Body on May 17th, 2008
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